January 2010
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were you born to be a total bitch
i’m assuming this was you, john.
THANKS BUDDY, LOVE YOU TOO (L)
i’m pregnant.
and i believe that.
would you like a cupcake with the baby?
…does the cupcake have to come out of my vagina?
..do you want it to?
Ask me anything
“You’re not a bad person because you want to be yourself.”
– Jodi Picoult, My Sister’s Keeper
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hey you,
i don’t really care anymore, if half the time we’ve spent together, neither of us really remember. i’d still make cupcakes with you anyday. ..even if you don’t know how to use a mixer. and now i’m reminiscing on good times :)
“i am no prince, i am no saint, i am not anyone’s wildest dream, but i will...”
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(519): duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
1. Did someone die in that last movie you watched? yes, i was watching up…ellie :( 2. Are the trees pretty colours outside for you now or at all? they are brown and gray. with white snow. and sometimes yellow where skippy pees on them. 3. Do your parents make/made you weed the garden? nope. 4. When’s the last time you video recorded something on TV? i don’t. 5. How big is your...
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(918): im at a loss of words.... a stripper is...
It is midnight. Who are you texting? no one, because i’m usually sleeping by then :p It is Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually? sitting at home, by myself, as usual. ohh wait, swimming . Who are the last four people to send you a text message? not sure, my phone’s not near me. What is on your mind right now? university stuff to fill out…which i’m totally not doing....
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i love life.
neil patrick harris and joe jonas guest judging on american idol… i am going to fail chemistry tomorrow. ANDDDD taylor swift just played in the background.. and i can’t breeeeathe, without you, but i have to, WHAT?! barney, the purple dinosaur just showed up
uhm, uhm, best episode of american idol ever.
and now there’s a guy with tourettes, and party in the usa is playing.
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and we know it’s never simple, never easy,...
Watchfuckyeahpenguins:
adorrable waddling penguinsss!! :D
-squeals-
so this kinda made my day. kinda made me forget that i have a chem exam.
Joanna says: i'm busy studying kind of
steph says: haha i'm taking my three hour break
Joanna says: i already did played the sims my toddlers became kids my kid became a teen they grow up so fast..
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baby baby baby, ohhh, thought you'd always be...
in addition to these, i also have justin bieber in my room.
1. A hamper 2. A calendar 3. A band poster 4. Art projects 5. Barcode sticker 6. Poster/picture I had since I was little 7. Some Halloween decorations 8. A lamp with a funky lamp shade 9. A twin size bed 10. Some burned CDs 11. Dead flowers 12. An alarm clock 13. A jewelry box 14. A desk 15. A laptop 16. Some old recipes 17. Shoprite...
but how could this convo possibly be boring?
steph says: will is a word. william is a name
Will says: will i short for william therefore will is a name
steph says: yeah but that's like calling me "step" it's short for stephanie but it's a word
Will says: lol ok hey steph step*
steph says: hey will. i like this game
Will says: did you step on any large steps today step
steph says: i did, actually at work! did you use your willpower today, will?
Will says: mehh willpower is overrated, but walkin up the steps wasn't in need of it step. did that makes sense step?
steph says: it kind of did, will, will you explain that again?
Will says: sorry i've steped on all the steps i can right now, if you catch my drift step
steph says: okay then, i will be sure to think about whether or not you're willing to answer my questions next time, will
Will says: i'm bored
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so i did.
keishia says (8:03 PM): so did you see the notes that the mac kids wrote on fb sometime last week? steph says (8:03 PM): YUP haha i almost read them but i felt that would just be too weird keishia says (8:03 PM): HAHA steph says (8:04 PM): why didn’t we do that when we were swimming? keishia says (8:04 PM): yeah, i read half of it it was like i don’t like how you’re...
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i have exams next week,
so i’m obvi on tumblr.
Do you know anyone who has two children with the same name? probably. Have you ever read Twilight? no. When was the last time you went miniature golfing? like fourth grade? What do you get complimented the most on? my lack of ability to be annoying. i’m just so tolerable, always. What’s a song you like from a genre you hate? eh. If you had twin girls what...
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i wanna be naked, and you're wasteddd
just kidding
What do you want for your birthday? to be in university! Congratulations, you just had a baby girl! What’s her name? the first name that comes up is kylie. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? today. Is there anyone who doesn’t like you? uh yeah. Are you mad at anyone right now? mehhh. Where did you get the shirt your wearing? swimming. Are...
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steph says: anyyy university acceptances?
jони|gаrrітаио says: NO university hates me i think you?
steph says: haha NO not at all
jони|gаrrітаио says: i guess we both are disliked presentlet **presentley but i think were going to get in
steph says: did you sleep with the admissions people too?
jони|gаrrітаио says: well not yet i was planning not to, and see if icould get in based solely on my marks but that doesnt seem to be working
steph says: yeahh but i mean, you've gotta play it safe might as well
jони|gаrrітаио says: i guess... wanna come? we can tag team them so we can both get in
“At seventeen, you can be surprised by how much you learn about love, and how...”
– Nick Jonas. (via jonasmosaic)
it must be fate that i stumbled upon this.
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mark my words, something's about to break
here’s to being seventeen and getting through another monday. here’s to high school: getting moved in english, failing tests, and getting back failed tests. here’s to hiding secrets, but wishing someone cared enough to break through. here’s to waiting for people to text you back, listening to songs on repeat, and deciding on prom dresses. here’s to making bad...
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i want you to know that i am fine here without you,
but i can’t bring myself to lie to you.
and since we’re being honest,
i feel i should tell you,
i’ve been filling up the empty space between you and i.
“I’m stuck in traffic on the freeway and have to pee super badly. ideas?”
– greggarbo
kinda made my day.
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you don't know me, you don't even care
i miss you. so i always look at your facebook, and missing you makes me feel like a stalker. it’s not even that; it’s every song, all the lines i listen to, hoping to find you somewhere in them. it’s that i can have the happiest day, but at the end of the night, i still wish i could have shared it with you. we don’t talk anymore, and i can’t bring myself to talk to...
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Because sometimes, forgetting is easier on the...
“You know that feeling? That feeling when you just want the right thing to fall...”
– Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
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“i’m brooke. today, i’m white. i’m eating white food. i’m...”
– joanna